There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

Daddy Long Legs convention. Not to be mistaken for pubic hair.

When gimps attack, even the long arm of the law can't save you!!

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

If 70 pounds isn't anorexic, then I have a long way to go!!

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."

This is what you look like if you play video games for too long.