Britney Spears Turns On The Headlights

Britney Spears Turns On The Headlights

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

 

Natalie Imbruglia Lives!

Natalie Imbruglia Lives!

Remember Natalie Imbruglia? She sings that one song we forgot the name off? Well yeah, here she is. She had to wear a bikini to make people notice here again.

 

We're sorry, Jessica

We're sorry, Jessica

We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.

 

Bat-skanks

Bat-skanks

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

 

Mary-Kate is a Grunge Icon

Mary-Kate is a Grunge Icon

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.

 

Futurama in Lego

Futurama in Lego

Good news! We're no longer biodegradable living organisms.

 

Think of the Dog

Think of the Dog

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

 

I Am Legend Predicts Super Bowl

I Am Legend Predicts Super Bowl

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

 

Fly the Fergie Sky

Fly the Fergie Sky

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

 

Jesus Escapes

Jesus Escapes

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

 
 

Full House of Zombies

Full House of Zombies

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

 

Up Paris' Skirt There Lives...

Up Paris' Skirt There Lives...

Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

 

El Barto

El Barto

Graffiti on the outside of the Kwik-E-Mart in Burbank. El Barto lives!!

 

Michele Merkin Lives Up to Her Name

Michele Merkin Lives Up to Her Name

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

 

Goldfish in a Deep Fryer

Goldfish in a Deep Fryer

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

 

Living Skeleton

Living Skeleton

Is this why they have that ban on extremely skinny models? Because I totally thought this was sexy.

 

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