Or at least a well staged photograph.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.

After a nice hard day of work, nothing feels better than squeezing your way into a hot tub with another person. This is a lie.

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

A little bit too much Viagra, Mr. Dole?

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

Kara, why did you hide what's underneath your clothes throughout the whole season? We find you a lot less annoying and totally pointless now.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

Parents beware: this is how the Pigapocalypse started.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.