Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn on the cover of OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

New daddy Larry Birkhead poses with his daughter DanniLynn in OK! magazine. Let the media-whoring begin!!

The only thing that could improve this meme-to-be is the addition of that owl's beak on Larry's face.

Larry Birkhead has been named the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn as a result of a paternity test today.

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!