If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

If they Swine Flu pandemic kills these two it will all be worth it.

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

Rumor has it that Audrina is so jealous of her boobs that she attempted to kill them this past weekend. Here is proof.

What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

Uma Thurman is as scared as you are of whatever is growing in her stomach.

Hey Dax Shepard! We see one bandage on Kristen's leg and a scrape on her elbow, are you abusing her? The Fanboys will kill you like your name is Harvey Weinstein.

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

According to IMDB Uma Thurman has starred in 5 films since Kill Bill but walking around in a bikini seems to be the first noteworthy achievement since Beatrix Kiddo.

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Possibly the cutest creature able to kill you, in the world. Except… where does the silk come from?

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

If that don't make you LOL your pants, then you can just go kill yourself. OOPS!

...Are telling me to kill you.