"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Britney Spears has truly hit rock bottom. Chris Angel? You don't need him to make your career vanish, that’s what you're for.

Listen kids, love will not keep you together. Crack might, just look at Whitney and Bobby at Joe's Crab Shack

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

You Damn Kids!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

They say they're hanging out for their kids' benefit. I say they're screwing.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

For the little kid in all of us.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

Brad & Angelina have an ugly family. Just kidding.

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!