OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

Maggie G is Hideous

Maggie G is Hideous

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the cover girl for some lingerie company. Check out the picture and submit your best "her nose looks like Ms. Piggy" joke. We couldn't decide.

 

Jake G is Gay?!

Jake G is Gay?!

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

 

Jessica Biel Lifts Her Shirt

Jessica Biel Lifts Her Shirt

G ahead and take your shirt off, Jess... we aren't looking.

 

Motorcycle Booty

Motorcycle Booty

Note to self: when catching a ride on back of boyfriend's crotch rocket, don't wear a mini-skirt, and don't EVER wear a g-string!