Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

In Russia, monkeys patrol you!

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

This monkey got a message: "I'm thinking of YOU!"

With a clever tattoo like that, it's a wonder this guy never gets laid.

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.