Finally, a cure for diabetes!

And now, for my next trick, I am going to install a sing on my ear that says "In case of altercation, pull this".

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?

MC Escher doesn't have nothing on these robot arms!

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

This is the health industry's answer to sugary food? Cooking with ass batter? No thanks pooh, that’s one rumbly in my tumbly, we don’t want.

"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

Celebrate black history with your favorite types of soul food. Delicious!

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!

Korean food is fo' realz, fo' sho'!