OTHER COOL STUFF

 

Sexy Santa Jessica Simpson

Sexy Santa Jessica Simpson

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

 

Jessica Alba's Butt

Jessica Alba's Butt

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

 

Old Jessica Simpson

Old Jessica Simpson

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.