Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

I say she's drunk.

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

He proposed… she sorta said yes!

O RLY!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

It's cool; they're in love.

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

Gotta love the under-boobs. Especially HUGE Keely Hazell under-boob.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Everyone Loves that Patricia Heaton doesn't wear a bra!

Beyonce & Jennifer Hudson perform at the 2007 Oscars.

Looking bizarre but cleaner these days, Courtney Love says she supports Britney Spears and thinks the shaved head was a cool move.