Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.

In Russia, they love Vodka so much, that during times of peace, all guards carry AK-47'S made of Vodka Bottles. Drink up you commie bastards!

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Jenna Jameson no longer creates boners, she is however very boney. She looks like a friggin zombie, so not hot.

Courtney Love is starting to channel her inner Muppet. She looks like a boozed up, coked out Janice. Too bad her husband is "Gonzo".

Listen kids, love will not keep you together. Crack might, just look at Whitney and Bobby at Joe's Crab Shack

Melanie Griffith has aged to perfection. In this case perfection embodies the look of a leather handbag. Hopefully its Prada, we love Prada.

Paulina is Latina, which means she's got a booty, loves to shake it, and nobody complains.

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

Durex has an amazing ability to make simple, to-the-point, yet hilarious ads. We love them. (the condoms, too!)

I'm not sure who Michele Merkin is, she's some sort of model apparently. What I do know is that she's got a super name. And I love her for that.

We love Paula Abdul because she never fails to make us laugh. ...at how drunk she is.