This is probably not a good way to begin your quest for true love.

I wish all Holiday seasons were filled with this much love.

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.

Salma Hayek shows you why you love her.

She will dip your loved ones in BBQ sauce before she devours them.

Doggy style.

The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Of course she loves the cereal that is "fun to munch because it keeps its crunch".

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?

Hayden Panettiere strips out of her graduation gown on the set of I Love You, Beth Cooper.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.

A SNES built into a wooden system! The environmentalists will love this!

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!