Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

Who in their right mind....

We get jealous every time we see Heidi and Spencer frolicking in the park. Okay, we lie.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

War times calls for national unity. The army is now recruiting butch lesbians to rebuilt war town areas of Baghdad.

This would truly be the act of a national hero. Oh, if only someone had the balls.

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

This guy learned to parallel park from Evel Knievel.

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

I don't get it. Is it free to enter, and $5 to leave? WTF?

The name is misleading -- it's a surprisingly hetero park.

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!