Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

 

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

A Nation Mourns Michael Jackson

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

 
 

La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird

La Toya Jackson's Face Is Weird

La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!

 

Michael Jackson Skateboard

Michael Jackson Skateboard

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

 

Milky way Man

Milky way Man

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

 

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

Jesse Jackson is gonna be pissed

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

 

Michael Jackson is White

Michael Jackson is White

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.

 

If Breasts Could Kill

If Breasts Could Kill

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

 

Bad Plastic Surgery

Bad Plastic Surgery

Michael Jackson the "King of Pop" and the "Czar of Scar". A pedophile and a plastic surgery nightmare, is there anything he can't do?

 

Latoya Jackson's Ugly Face

Latoya Jackson's Ugly Face

Latoya Jackson shows her brother two can play at this game.

 

Jacko Monkey

Jacko Monkey

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

 

Janet Jackson Has Shelf Boobs

Janet Jackson Has Shelf Boobs

What's wrong with the skin between Janet's boobs? Looks like some implants are pulling at it a little too much!

 

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris and Michael Jackson

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

 

Whose Hand is That

Whose Hand is That

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

 

Michael Jackson & Child

Michael Jackson & Child

Sometimes you just need to rest your head in the crotch of a pop star.

 

Medieval Burger

Medieval Burger

We hear Peter Jackson's fat ass wants to direct a movie based on medieval burgers.

 

Michale Jackson Kidnaps Princess

Michale Jackson Kidnaps Princess

We hope that Mario can come save the little princess.

 

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