Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

Too soon?

La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

The only black thing on this cover is the type setting.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

Michael Jackson the "King of Pop" and the "Czar of Scar". A pedophile and a plastic surgery nightmare, is there anything he can't do?

Latoya Jackson shows her brother two can play at this game.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

What's wrong with the skin between Janet's boobs? Looks like some implants are pulling at it a little too much!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

Sometimes you just need to rest your head in the crotch of a pop star.

We hear Peter Jackson's fat ass wants to direct a movie based on medieval burgers.

We hope that Mario can come save the little princess.