Although Superman's whole thing is wearing underwear outside his pants, Clark Kent does not look good in a bikini, and so they invented Supergirl!

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!

The most natural thing in this photo is Heidi's chest, this could signal the apocalypse.

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.

Kim Kardashian gets on her knees and puts her butt in the air and you take a picture of her from the front?!?! For shame Mr. Photographer, for shame.

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

I believe in the Church of Boobs.

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

Seriously, if you think she's hot, go to Denny's, pick up a girl eating a grand slam, dress her up in fancy clothes, and enjoy.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.