According to every penis in the world, this lady won the best butt of 2009.

In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

Best dressed in 2009, for sure.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Here's are some of the models in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As you can probably imagine, they are all horrendously hot.

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

The bra industry is really making strides in design these days.

Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.

Jody Sweeten sure is acting RUDE, in these photos.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.