Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

Introducing the new Lara Croft! This former receptionist turned video game heroine will help promote the video game series by making gamers horny.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

"I have such a busy day ahead of me, I have to get these groceries home before they thaw out"

Former Backstreet Boy Nick, spent the weekend filming for a new music video. From the looks of this video, he had the liquid squirts.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.