We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

We totally had to run to the bathroom for some alone time after first seeing this photo.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

A stainless steal temple is important for all true believers. Nothing says "God loves you", like an expensive temple built in a village in which most the people starve to death.

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.