Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!

We don't understand Drew's style. I mean, she's Hollywood Royalty. And on most days she's really hot. WTF.

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

Nobody tells Adrian where to perch, stupid sign pushers.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

When you're a busy Hollywood Starlet its impossible to find the time to eat healthy. Those days are gone!

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.