These "prototype" shoes are made to look like high-heeled snorkling flippers – but they're really just art pieces!

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

And yeah, she's probably high, too.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!

These little guys REALLY need the Kiss boots.

Britney acknowledges her pantyless ways -- and plugs VS, to boot!

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”

We feel like we knew this kid in high school.