Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

Kanye, just let the man die in peace. Jeez.

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

Doesn't he look like that old chick from Driving Miss Daisy? Yes he does!

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.

He was one of our favorite broadcasters. Sadface.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

His friends said she kind of looked like a horse, but he didn't know what they were talking about.

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

Kris Allen looks so happy to be the next Ruben Studdard.

Yeah, we don't know what's going on either.

Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

If you turn your back on this elephant he'll totally bone you.

Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.