For all the right reasons.

Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Real Housewife from New York cast member Kelly Bensimon has a boob job so bad the boobs are trying to hide for cover.

Just doing our job to let you know that you don't really matter.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.

Her right eyebrow looks a little higher than the left but other than it looks like they did a beautiful job!