OTHER COOL STUFF

 
 

Paris Drunk Eye

Paris Drunk Eye

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

 

Whose Hand is That

Whose Hand is That

This reminds me of that Janet Jackson 'Rolling Stone' cover. Only a lot more wholesome!

 

Slim Goodbody

Slim Goodbody

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

 

Straight and Gay Hands

Straight and Gay Hands

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

 

Elf-Dog Costume

Elf-Dog Costume

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

 

Brazilian Eye-Popping Man

Brazilian Eye-Popping Man

The good news is, he's sponsored by Visine!

 

That’s My Eye Not The Ball

That’s My Eye Not The Ball

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

 

Monkey Warning

Monkey Warning

Don't look them in the eyes? Monkeys are becoming soooo Hollywood.

 

Diaper Change

Diaper Change

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

 

Hasselhoff Cream

Hasselhoff Cream

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!