Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

The public option for ObamaCare is getting out of hand. We cannot fund these types of hospitals!

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.