Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

...Just to use as a comparison to Perez's version, and to those Yogis. Gross"

These two yogis are in some sort of bizarre inter-twined position that seems gayer than Al Reynolds.

Pam Anderson and David Spade were caught playing "slutty Hooters girl and handsy buffalo wings lover" recently, and now I'm totally freaked out. Gross.

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Apparently Kirsten Dunst has a NAAAAAASTY foot rash. She must be hanging out in the shower room of the Silverlake YMCA. Gross.

The world's first bitchiest supermodel models her crotch. Gross.

I'd be angry too if I looked that old and haggish. Gross.

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.

…And here's a diagrammed image to prove it!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

The aging rockstar was at the beach recently. Apparently he lost his "Mister Microphone," if you know what I'm sayin'.