He fought for equality and now, video games.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

Don't you just want to eat him?

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

"Stop right there! I know I look like a nerd but I don't want anything to do with you!"

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

Get it? Because the Illinois Governor is a crook and the sofa shop is having a sale?

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

What's the point of a calendar filled with boobs? It's not like you're going to be looking at the dates anyway. You're going to be looking at the boobs. Just take the dates away and leave the boobs.

Wouldn't it suck if she was really holding a pair of balls?

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.