Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

...is pretty funny.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

This kid is totally luckly.

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

We really don't know why strippers are allowed to have kids if they can't match their shoes.

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If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.