...is pretty funny.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

There's something a "little" funny about this picture.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.

It's funny because it's true. And you're a loser.

Except for this guy.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

These guys were once world famous.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

If Dita wore that hat while naked, maybe we'd like her a little more.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.