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The Wonk-Eye is Free!

The Wonk-Eye is Free!

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

 

Paris Escapes!

Paris Escapes!

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

 

Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

 

Lindsay Hangs with Steve-O

Lindsay Hangs with Steve-O

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

 

Britney Shears

Britney Shears

Britney shaved her head Friday night! Is she going off the deep end?

 

Britney as a Stripper

Britney as a Stripper

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

 

Fish Kiss

Fish Kiss

That's so freakin adorable. I bet they had to keep up that kiss all night, just to make the make-up work.

 

Paris Drunk Eye

Paris Drunk Eye

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

 

MegaPussi

MegaPussi

Makes a great snack, morning noon and night.

 

Jon Carry We R StucK in Irak

Jon Carry We R StucK in Irak

Oh those hilarious soldiers! Catch them this Friday at the Funnybone Comedy Club in Rotterdam, NY!

 

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Paris Hilton as a Sexy Cop

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

 

Easy Barbie

Easy Barbie

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."