Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Lay off the cheesburgers, Jason Biggs. Just because you're not working lately doesn't give you a license to eat every studio head that doesn't put you in a movie.

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

Another Windows vs. Mac comparison. Will everybody just stop making these comparisons and switch to a Mac already?

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Britney acknowledges her pantyless ways -- and plugs VS, to boot!

We have no idea what this chart signifies, but it made us laugh anyway.