Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

One giant vulva door means a whole lot of fun for the office. Especially if ya'll got some of them lesbians working for ya.

Cyber skin removed, this is what Tom really looks like. No self respecting gay man should ever let himself get this fat. Queericide, it’s the only answer.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

8 bit glory transposed into the real world. Mario never gets old!

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

This guy is going to get so much ass tonight! Oh, he just threw up on himself? LIGHTNING ROUND!

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.