Sum41, more like Sum2bCups.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.

Timberlake witnessed Memphis' historic choke first hand, this is probably similar to the choke he had on the SATs when applying to Memphis, lucky the singing panned out.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

She loves to get paid for sex or things relating to sex.

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

Guess when you're retired you've got a lot of time to yourself.

From William Goldman to Diablo Cody you've come a long way screenwriters. How on Earth did you get studios to pay you when she is the "best" of the year?

Does this bird go "south" for the winter too??

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!

Does she get to vote twice with those things?

There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Rugby players are crazy. Why play a sport where you get the crap beat out of you, when you can stay at home and jerk off?

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

Can you imagine masturbating with this hand? After all, It's not gay if it's YOUR finger.