It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

If you were Megan Fox you'd be all over yourself too.

As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".

Standing next to Fergie and Donatella Versace kind of makes Megan Fox look like a fellow tranny.

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!