Dorks Woos Megan Fox

Dorks Woos Megan Fox

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

 

Megan Fox In A Corset

Megan Fox In A Corset

Megan Fox in a corset. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

Megan Fox Is Not Really Ugly

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

 

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.

 

Megan Fox Makesout With Herself

Megan Fox Makesout With Herself

If you were Megan Fox you'd be all over yourself too.

 

Megan Fox with a Fox

Megan Fox with a Fox

As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".

 

Megan Fox Is Transforming

Megan Fox Is Transforming

Standing next to Fergie and Donatella Versace kind of makes Megan Fox look like a fellow tranny.

 

Megan Fox loves Crotch

Megan Fox loves Crotch

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

 

Bonaduce Punchout!

Bonaduce Punchout!

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

 

Fetus Face!

Fetus Face!

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

 

Megan Fox Has A Lame Tattoo

Megan Fox Has A Lame Tattoo

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

 

Fox Exec Hates the Environment

Fox Exec Hates the Environment

An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!

 

Vivica A. Fox Not Drunk

Vivica A. Fox Not Drunk

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

 

Jordan and a Fox

Jordan and a Fox

Model Jordan is the foxiest one in this photo!

 

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