The only way to fly.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

You think you know sex? You don’t know sex like these two do. Why are you still looking at this picture, you are sick.

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!