Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 

Kristin Cavallari's Flat Butt Doesn't Bother You

Kristin Cavallari's Flat Butt Doesn't Bother You

The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.

 
 

Lohan Is Not Pregnant

Lohan Is Not Pregnant

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.

 

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

Yes, I Can Read Music. Sex Music.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

 

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