That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?
This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.
"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"
Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.
The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.
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