Are you an automatic lesbian when you give another hot girl a wedgie?

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

Nothing is sexier than girls who don't know when to stop putting on underwear.

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

Wouldn't it be funny if this was an old picture of Nicole Ritchie? No? Shut up.

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)

This girl can be our best friend(with benefits).

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

Awww. This cute little puppy ate all of your kids. Adorable!

We want to know WHO did this girl's hair. Fantasic Sams and Boricks is so not doing it for us anymore.

Look out all you big bottomed girls out there. The police want to tap your big fat ass.

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

The girl by our urinal just vomits.

You know a fat person is hungry when…

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma