Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

Even on the train, Japanese men have a strategy for getting an eyeful of panty. Klassy.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

The harder part is when she tries to get OUT of the suit.

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

She could save me any day!!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

"For the woman on the go."

This diagram is completely scientifical 'n' stuff.

...Now with less saturated fat!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

Borat sure knows how to make an entrance! Plus he's respectful to women.