He must be hitting the buffets with Schwarzenegger these days.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

The question all women ask: do these pasties make me look fat?

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

She's still too fat – those ribs should be sharper. Chunko.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.

The answer: yes.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.