Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

Weee-ooooo, weee-ooooo... looks like Jesus called the Fashion Police!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!