It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

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The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

Vern Troyer played a little game of golf this week. Get it? A "little game of golf?" Yeah, we don't think we're funny either.

She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Why does she look like she just reached the end of a 3 week bender?

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.