She just needs some help releasing it.

OH HAI, CAMERA PERSON. CAN U PLS TAKE PIC NOW!?!

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

These guys were once world famous.

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

This photo was taken before Scarlett's boobs were world famous for being awesome.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

Being famous is just a doctor's visit away.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.

Kate Hudson may or may not be pregnant but she is definitely showing off her best side on vacation.

Always tough to figure out what it is she does, or why she's famous, but she does have long legs, so that's something.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.