Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

I won't let myself fall asleep these days because I'm worried I'll have nightmares about this"

Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

When you reach a certain age, things start falling apart. Jenny, we're going to miss you.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Who knew meth made you tipsy too? Awesome!

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Misha had a full-on nip-slip when her tiny titty fell out of her frilly frock! Dang, that's a tongue-twister!

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

Look how far he's fallen. Puffy and bloated is not hot.

What a shame. She's fallen so far.

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!