Now shut up.

She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."

Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.

Meat legs. She has them.

Sure, she looks like an idiot. But she has to have major balls to have her eyelids tattooed. Cat balls possibly…check above.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks will never give you to time of day, so just use this picture to look into her eyes and pretend she wants you.

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

Which is another way of saying, "Justice has been served!"

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.

The award for Best Supporting Bodyguard in a Paparazzi Photo goes to “guy fondling his walkie-talkie with his eyes closed.”

It doesn't have to be so complicated if you promise to keep your mouth shut and and a bikini on.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

"No mom, I am not crazy. I just want to fit in and be normal like all the other shut-ins at my school!"

Typewriter robot is more than meets the eye. He also spells pretty well.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

Thread cat has manic eyes.

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"