Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

Black tribesmen in Africa use their evil foot magic to revive a ranting Rosie O'Donnell. Food everywhere cowers in fear.

This is not a rat, we don't care what you may think! This is further proof that Pokemon was based in reality! Gotta Catch Them All!

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.

Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!

The fact that the penis that would fit into that condom would be bigger than both of them has no bearing here. Stupid.

Actually, you're not authorized to enter through the gate, but they don't care if you just walk up the stairs. It's an important gate.

Well well well. She's either hilarious or doesn't care about being a trainwreck.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

She'll know you love her when you tell her with ass-hair.

Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?