Ellen Ripley's Niece

Ellen Ripley's Niece

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

 

Best Baby Name EVER

Best Baby Name EVER

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

 

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

Akon Fake-Rape Girl Just a Slut

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

 

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

 

Mario Wedding Cake

Mario Wedding Cake

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

 

Nice Shot!

Nice Shot!

This one is totally going on my MySpace page.

 

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