Celebrities! They're just like us - stupid sometimes! Here's a recent pic of Kim. She says she fell asleep in the sun with giant glasses on. LOLs.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

There's a good chance Hell looks something like this. Go to church!

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Im in ur windoh scarin' ur childrins

O NOES! I'm a gay Mormon pot-head who practices Wicca – I am royally fu©#ed!

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

Looks like Beyonce's having some trouble with her breasts -- her left boob is basically deformed!