Looks like the night is over for her.

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

...is pretty funny.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Hmmm....this guy actually looks delicious.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

Except for this guy.

If we had to grow a beard, it would look exactly like this one.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

These guys were once world famous.

The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

Now here's a geek girl that every geek guy can get behind.