Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.

The Pussycat Dolls continue to prove they are more than just a group to objectify while dancing; they are true artists who have pushed PG-13 whoring to levels once thought unreachable.

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

What a clever photoshoot! A girl as useless as a Barbie, poses as a doll!

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

Isn't he just adorable??

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.